Things found around the house that look like a penis, but aren’t.
This is actually a plastic toddler spoon.
Moen: Buy it for looks, buy it for life.
Penis hat complete with reservoir tip.
Well, it ain’t gonna eat itself!
Breathtaking when it’s lit.
Jesus Christ child molester!
Happy Monday!
You’re going to be seeing penises everywhere now.


nice banana!
Nice. You deep-throating a banana. I’ll never get that vision out of my head.
nice. you deep-throating a banana. i never want to get that vision out of my head.