Monthly mortgage payment: $2,000

Bank account balance after mortgage payment to last until pay day on Friday: $50

Logging in to check on bank account balance only to discover that some jobless douche has stolen your identity and bank account information, opened a new PayPal account in your name, and purchased $750 worth of video games thereby leaving your account overdrawn and bouncing your mortgage check: Fucking Priceless.

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