No.
I did not watch the Superbowl last night because I do not care.
Instead of tuning in for the big event and pigging out on yummy snacks, I opted for a far more relaxing octogenarian style evening.
First I had a nice shot of Tylenol Cold for Nighttime followed by a diet ginger ale with ice and a bendy straw instead of the traditional Superbowl Sunday Bud Light in a can.
Rather than indulging in nachos and bacon wrapped cocktail weeines, I had a Hoodsie cup. Can you believe they don’t come with wooden spoons anymore? It’s an outrage!
And instead of watching the Patriots get their asses handed to them, I watched Antiques Roadshow. A woman scored a touchdown when she found out that an old tiger maple desk she had in her attic was worth $34,000. And you people missed it.
That is what excites me. Ginger ale and Antiques Roadshow.
It’s true.
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February 4th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Hmmm…I don’t know–with Tom Petty on board for the half-time show (with full retro Heartbreaker band) I think it was an octogenarian toss-up for entertainment. Their lack of canes and walkers on stage lent for an interesting spin on “Free Fallin’” though.
February 4th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
i have to say, i rather enjoyed my prescription-drug-induced euphoria and contentedness as i drifted off to la-la-land.
just like they do in the old-folks home.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
prescription-drug-induced euphoria…now I can’t WAIT to visit! Save some room on the couch for me!
February 5th, 2008 at 6:52 am
We ate beef stew and angel food cake with blueberries and fat free cool whip! No cocktail weenies for us! You missed a good game!
February 5th, 2008 at 10:35 am
i wish i had watched antique roadshow…i am so upset i could not watch tv or listen to the radio the last few days
i actually drove to work the last 2 days listening to the wiggles because i didnt want to hear anything about the pats losing
now i am even more upset that the damn hoodsie cups dont come with wooden spoons now…wtf!