This is a picture of the princess on Saturday morning after sleeping in her big girl bed for the first time:

This is a picture of the baby gate in her doorway meant to prevent her from escaping and injuring herself.  I forgot it was there, but remembered quickly when I bashed into it at full speed and nearly went ass over tea kettle. Luckily, I caught the door jam with my face instead of sailing straight over the gate and dying.

This is a picture of a child who has just realized her mother is a dumb ass

Yeah.

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