This is a picture of the princess on Saturday morning after sleeping in her big girl bed for the first time:
This is a picture of the baby gate in her doorway meant to prevent her from escaping and injuring herself. I forgot it was there, but remembered quickly when I bashed into it at full speed and nearly went ass over tea kettle. Luckily, I caught the door jam with my face instead of sailing straight over the gate and dying.
This is a picture of a child who has just realized her mother is a dumb ass
Yeah.
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it could be worse… i could have taken a picture of your bruise(s)!
That was so cute. Loved it. I haven’t seen the big girl bed yet. Great pix. You poor girl about the baby gate. Okay. I should have spent more time teaching you about the perils of the baby gate…you’re not supposed to plow into it. You’re supposed to leap gracefully over it.