Comments on: Satan’s Little Helper http://crissyspage.com/2008/02/01/satans-little-helper/ Queen of F*cking Everything Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:42:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Grammy http://crissyspage.com/2008/02/01/satans-little-helper/#comment-161 Grammy Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:11:00 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/02/01/satans-little-helper/#comment-161 You're so right. I laughed my ass off. Satan's little helper is a chip off her mother's old block. One of my least fond memories was returning from periodontal surgery with you and Billy literally viciously fighting over my prone body on the bed. It was hand-to-hand combat with each of you steping on my body to gain purchase to try to kill each other. As my first periodontal surgery had gone very badly given that after 2 hours of surgery while gulping blood as it ran down my throat, and I suddenly sat up and projectile vomited all over the surgeon and his assistant, the light, my dress, all of the equipment in the room...the second surgery found me loaded with a lovely sedation from Prince Vallium. It was after this second surgery that you guys decided to fight to the death, as I lay helplessly on my death bed. Ahhhh, children. Yup, your story was hillarious. Payback is a bitch. Love, Your Mother You’re so right. I laughed my ass off. Satan’s little helper is a chip off her mother’s old block. One of my least fond memories was returning from periodontal surgery with you and Billy literally viciously fighting over my prone body on the bed. It was hand-to-hand combat with each of you steping on my body to gain purchase to try to kill each other. As my first periodontal surgery had gone very badly given that after 2 hours of surgery while gulping blood as it ran down my throat, and I suddenly sat up and projectile vomited all over the surgeon and his assistant, the light, my dress, all of the equipment in the room…the second surgery found me loaded with a lovely sedation from Prince Vallium. It was after this second surgery that you guys decided to fight to the death, as I lay helplessly on my death bed.

Ahhhh, children. Yup, your story was hillarious. Payback is a bitch.
Love,
Your Mother

]]> By: Rachel http://crissyspage.com/2008/02/01/satans-little-helper/#comment-160 Rachel Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:49:07 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/02/01/satans-little-helper/#comment-160 Save this for her introduction for her valedictorian speech...guaranteed you'll be laughing then! Save this for her introduction for her valedictorian speech…guaranteed you’ll be laughing then!

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