Dog Costume for daughter bought after Christmas on clearance at Target: $11.99
Swiffer Duster handle and extra swiffer pads: $5.99
Nearly causing an auto accident outside my house when a passing driver caught a glimpse of a lunatic in a dog costume dusting windowsills and nearly steered into an oncoming car: Priceless!
You should have seen her face!
Someday the men in the white coats are going to come for you!
That is hilarious!
And when the men in the white coats come, I shall entertain them with my burlesque dish washing!
Moo-ha-ha-ha!