Dog Costume for daughter bought after Christmas on clearance at Target: $11.99
Swiffer Duster handle and extra swiffer pads: $5.99
Nearly causing an auto accident outside my house when a passing driver caught a glimpse of a lunatic in a dog costume dusting windowsills and nearly steered into an oncoming car: Priceless!
You should have seen her face!
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Someday the men in the white coats are going to come for you!
That is hilarious!
And when the men in the white coats come, I shall entertain them with my burlesque dish washing!
Moo-ha-ha-ha!