Online shopping trip to Old Navy to buy two pairs of new ”flirt cut” pants: $35.50
Discovering I lost no weight during the great Olestra incident of 2008: disappointing
Yummy Girl Scout Cookies on break room table at work: FREE!!!
Trying on new pants to discover they call attention to my second ass and squeeze the fat around my middle thereby creating the dreaded “muffin top”: Priceless
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i would kill for some girl scout cookies right now.
A monthly girl scout cookie mail program would be simply priceless. I know the long wait is supposed to create anticipation and large sales volume. But wouldn’t it be great if you could get at least a box every month.
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“call attention to my second ass”
LOL! That’s awesome. I only have two asses on my best day
-Bekka