Online shopping trip to Old Navy to buy two pairs of new ”flirt cut” pants: $35.50
Discovering I lost no weight during the great Olestra incident of 2008: disappointing
Yummy Girl Scout Cookies on break room table at work: FREE!!!
Trying on new pants to discover they call attention to my second ass and squeeze the fat around my middle thereby creating the dreaded “muffin top”: Priceless
i would kill for some girl scout cookies right now.