Does anyone have the phone number for the Dyson people? Actually, it could be any vacuum cleaner company, it doesn’t really matter which one.
I need the advertising department please.
I’ve got an idea for a Super Bowl commercial. Check it out:
Picture your average American living room with a vacuum cleaner parked in the middle of it.
A person approaches the vacuum, turns it on, and extends the wand to vacuum the drapes. The vacuum sucks in the drapes, the room, the house, and then the entire universe leaving the bewildered person and the vacuum alone in white space.
And the tag line reads: “Dyson. We totally suck.”
Freaking brilliant, right?
Advertising genius wasted in the back room of a library.