Today is story time at the library. This is a painful experience as my daughter needs to socialize with other children, but the mothers are jackals. I’ve been brutally and intentionally snubbed by these cunts (that’s right, I said cunts) multiple times in the past and I wouldn’t be going, but it’s for my daughter’s own good.

There’s sure to be some blog fodder today. Perhaps an East Side mommy vs Cumberland-thinks-shes-all-that-mommy comparison or something.

Wait for it…

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