http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/15/i-cant-masturbate-in-here/ Queen of F*cking Everything Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:42:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/15/i-cant-masturbate-in-here/#comment-9004 Kama Sutra Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:42:11 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/15/i-cant-masturbate-in-here/#comment-9004 I Really Love Reading Your Blog. Excellent. Keep up the great work! I Really Love Reading Your Blog. Excellent. Keep up the great work!

]]> http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/15/i-cant-masturbate-in-here/#comment-129 Rachel Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:42:30 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/15/i-cant-masturbate-in-here/#comment-129 actually Ken, it was--she told me--but it involved thoughts of Matthew McConaughey and she didn't want you to feel bad....:-) actually Ken, it was–she told me–but it involved thoughts of Matthew McConaughey and she didn’t want you to feel bad….:-)

]]> http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/15/i-cant-masturbate-in-here/#comment-126 Hubby Dearest Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:08:35 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/15/i-cant-masturbate-in-here/#comment-126 i'm disappointed that it DIDN'T turn out to be a masturbation story! i’m disappointed that it DIDN’T turn out to be a masturbation story!

]]> http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/15/i-cant-masturbate-in-here/#comment-125 Lynne Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:12:36 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/15/i-cant-masturbate-in-here/#comment-125 That is fucking hysterical!!! On the rare occasion, I wrestle with the idea of relaxing in the bath. For me, I have to decide if I can actually relax while watching my fat float to the top of the water line. It's always a toss up as to whether the relaxation of the warm bubbles trumps the frustration of lying there looking right into a pool of my own lard. Then there's the problem of calculating exactly how much to actually fill the bath, knowing that there will be a lot of displacement going on when I get in. I start with a cup of water and go from there. That is fucking hysterical!!! On the rare occasion, I wrestle with the idea of relaxing in the bath. For me, I have to decide if I can actually relax while watching my fat float to the top of the water line. It’s always a toss up as to whether the relaxation of the warm bubbles trumps the frustration of lying there looking right into a pool of my own lard. Then there’s the problem of calculating exactly how much to actually fill the bath, knowing that there will be a lot of displacement going on when I get in. I start with a cup of water and go from there.

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