http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/05/je-ne-suis-pas-chic/ Queen of F*cking Everything Fri, 23 Mar 2012 09:26:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/05/je-ne-suis-pas-chic/#comment-99 Lynne Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:36:40 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/05/je-ne-sais-pas-chic/#comment-99 You seem pretty cool to me. But then again I shop at WalMart, what do I know? I'm glad you're not a Volvo driving East Side mamma. And there's not wrong with not being to get through a sentence without some profanity. You seem pretty cool to me. But then again I shop at WalMart, what do I know? I’m glad you’re not a Volvo driving East Side mamma. And there’s not wrong with not being to get through a sentence without some profanity.

]]> http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/05/je-ne-suis-pas-chic/#comment-98 Rachel Sat, 05 Jan 2008 15:25:11 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/05/je-ne-sais-pas-chic/#comment-98 Next time, let her have the jellybeans on the condition that she has to eat all of them before you hit the checkout...that way you can conveniently forget that they ever existed (shove the bag amongst the bread loaves-everyone at Whole Foods will be oblivious to your additional post-consumer waste as they search for the reusable grocery bags). Not that I would know ANYTHING about that..... Next time, let her have the jellybeans on the condition that she has to eat all of them before you hit the checkout…that way you can conveniently forget that they ever existed (shove the bag amongst the bread loaves-everyone at Whole Foods will be oblivious to your additional post-consumer waste as they search for the reusable grocery bags). Not that I would know ANYTHING about that…..

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