Instead of working yesterday, Lynne and I decided to come up with a list of presidential candidates that we feel are more qualified than the ones who are currently running.
Below is a collaborative list:
- Toonces the Driving Cat
- Charo
- Orville Reddenbacher
- William Shatner
- 1/2 bottle of cough syrup
- Carrot Top
- Vanilla Ice
- Jessica Simpson
- butter
- Diego
- Any of the Care Bears
- Kathy Griffin
- Big Bird
- Supernanny
- lint
I really think butter might have a chance. Who doesn’t love butter?
Any other suggestions?
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I vote for half & half…that way bi-partisan politics just seem to finally make sense.
Also the gecko on the Geico commercials, any of the balloons in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade and Donald Trump’s hairstylist
John Travolta!