Instead of working yesterday, Lynne and I decided to come up with a list of presidential candidates that we feel are more qualified than the ones who are currently running.

Below is a collaborative list:

• Toonces the Driving Cat
• Charo
• Orville Reddenbacher
• William Shatner
• 1/2 bottle of cough syrup
• Carrot Top
• Vanilla Ice
• Jessica Simpson
• butter
• Diego
• Any of the Care Bears
• Kathy Griffin
• Big Bird
• Supernanny
• lint

I really think butter might have a chance. Who doesn’t love butter?

Any other suggestions?

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