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The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Crissy

I can actually feel myself getting fatter by the second. 

People won’t stop giving me cookies and chocolates as “gifts”. 

I’m depressed.

I’m angry.

I’m overwhelmed.  

I hate everyone.

It’s Christmas, people.

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1. Lynne Says:
   December 19th, 2007 at 8:04 PM

   Breathe honey, it will all be over soon. Two more weeks then we detox.

2. Rachel Says:
   December 20th, 2007 at 9:12 AM

   I think that you need to submit your Christmas wish list early to all possible “Secret Santa’s”–to the tune of Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you”…
   I don’t want a lot for Christmas
   There’s just one thing I need
   I don’t care about the cookies
   Candy doesn’t excite me
   I just want to be alone
   With a full martini all my own
   Make my wish come true
   All I want for Christmas is…
   Booze!

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