It snowed here. Again. This makes a total of about 15 inches of snow on the ground right now. If I ever want to leave the house, I’m going to have to dig my car out.
I’ve got on my thermals, ski pants over them, two pairs of socks, boots so stiff and heavy that I could traverse the Arctic in them, a shirt and two sweatshirts, a puffy jacket, a hat, gloves, and a scarf. I am the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Woman.
And now I have to pee.
Hate. Winter.
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come on now, you’re making me look bad. it’s not like i didn’t do 99.44% of all the shoveling! my aching back and shoulders prove it.
i need a massage.