Ugh. Dreading today intensely.

We’re having a staff development day at work: Understanding Body Language.

Right now, my body language is not saying nice things.

Maybe I’m just a giant bitch, but being forced to spend hours of intimate time with people you wouldn’t normally associate with is just not my thing. It’s fucking painful. To make it even more torturous, it’s almost guaranteed that at some point we’re going to be split up into groups to do the ever popular role play and/or brainstorming. We’ll have to shout out numbers so that we can be paired randomly into groups with people we do not know or think are fucktards. I sit with certain people for a reason: I can tolerate them.

To make matters worse, I’ve got a pretty raging case of PMS and am fully capable of taking multiple human lives at the slightest provocation. On days like this I repeat to myself “murder is wrong, every human life has value.” If I say it enough times, it will become true.

I’m thinking that I can only get into trouble today.

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