Just in case anyone thinks that Wal-Mart has the market on hideousness, I want you to know that the opposite end of the spectrum is not without it’s atrocities either. Here are some tasteful little numbers that struck my fancy from the Brooks Brother’s catalog. Click the pictures for a closer look.
Santa Embroidered Corduroy Pants, $118: Meet Chauncy. Chauncy is piss drunk (which is why he’s wearing these pants).
Wool Flannel Fun Pants, $198: Sharing in his dad’s fashion sense, this is Chauncy’s son Ted, and his dog Boomer. Ted is a Yale grad and the heir to Chauncy’s Wizzpride Urinal Cake fortune. Ted enjoys water skiing, volleyball, and doing Boomer in the bum.
Blackwatch Windowpane Sport Coat, $548: Here’s Stephan. Even though he’s married to Buffy, Stephan is a giant whore and will do anything with a pulse (including poor ol’ Boomer).
Sterling Silver and Pearl Classic Strand Necklace, $198: Buffy is smiling like this because last night her husband’s business partner gave her the pearl necklace she’s always wanted (not shown in picture).
Cashmere Jacket, $598: “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was Hot. Like. Me?… Oh wait! What the? Where am I? What the hell am I wearing?” Meet Monique. She doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing in this catalog.
Country Club Egyptian Cotton Sweaters, $125: This is Stephan and his “business partner” Jared together in the Hamptons this past fall. Don’t they look spiffy?
Wool Jacquard Black Watch Dress, $498/ Boy’s Tuxedo Jacket, $228: And here’s little Bryson, Buffy and Stephan’s adorable 6 year old son. Bryson wonders why Daddy and Uncle Jared are always going on “business trips” together. He also wonders why Mommy is wearing Boomer around her neck.
These are all I had time for today, but I highly encourage you to visit www.BrooksBrothers.com to view the rest of their winter line. Who knew knickers were back in style for men this winter? I particularly like them paired with the fur-lined houndstooth cape. It’s $10,000 on sale for $7,500–a bargain!
Honey? Now you know what you’re getting from me this year!
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where can i find the “not-shown-in-picture” pearl necklace? i heard it’s “in” this year.
so i check out the BB site and being the avid golfer i check out the golf accessories…the first thing i see…brooks brothers country club cologne for 50 smackers…are you kidding me? what the hell is country club smell? when i think golf i think of grass and fertilizer..yes thats the smell i want to bottle…and then a golf bag for 1200 bucks??!!?? crikey thats more than my golf clubs…for that amount that thing better be carrying itself and giving me golf tips…
OMG! It’s so good to see Carlton Banks again (see country club egyptian sweaters). I am TOTALLY getting those Santa corduroys for Tim…he’ll look swell.
Articles like these put the consumer in the driver seat—very ipmortnat.