Comments on: Meet Fanny, my inner fat girl. http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/05/meet-fanny-my-inner-fat-girl/ Queen of F*cking Everything Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:42:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Rachel http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/05/meet-fanny-my-inner-fat-girl/#comment-39 Rachel Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:17:24 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/05/meet-fanny-my-inner-fat-girl/#comment-39 As I am the vehicle through which Fanny's sister (perhaps even evil twin) Fatty resides, I can attest to the loathesome carbohydrate lovin' and relate to all the binges that are required to maintain a "happy" Fatty. What pisses me off is that she loves my lower half and refuses to share with my breasts. I could seriously go for a little amoebic dysentery during this joyous holiday season...... As I am the vehicle through which Fanny’s sister (perhaps even evil twin) Fatty resides, I can attest to the loathesome carbohydrate lovin’ and relate to all the binges that are required to maintain a “happy” Fatty. What pisses me off is that she loves my lower half and refuses to share with my breasts. I could seriously go for a little amoebic dysentery during this joyous holiday season……

]]> By: some pervert http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/05/meet-fanny-my-inner-fat-girl/#comment-36 some pervert Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:42:53 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/05/meet-fanny-my-inner-fat-girl/#comment-36 did someone say "Jennifer Love Hewitt is having her own big butt issues?" http://www.spreadit.org/2007/11/28/might-scare-you/ did someone say “Jennifer Love Hewitt is having her own big butt issues?”

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]]> By: Lynne http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/05/meet-fanny-my-inner-fat-girl/#comment-32 Lynne Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:11:44 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/05/meet-fanny-my-inner-fat-girl/#comment-32 I feel bad for you, but I am glad to be rid of her. I fear that she may return as she knows that there are Lindt balls on the table in the lounge and she knows I cannot resist those. She got pissed at me when I signed up for jazzercise but if I'm not careful, she will possess me again. She is horrible. She wants us all to be fat and she will not stop until she succeeds. I googled an exorcism ritual you may want to try: Stand really close to someone who you know has a weakness for sweets, grab their hands and force feed chocolate to them. The hard part is that you must be exercising the whole time you're doing this. She just might take the bait and jump into that person. Try it. Good luck. (also try drinking Slim Fast-she fucking hates that shit.) I feel bad for you, but I am glad to be rid of her. I fear that she may return as she knows that there are Lindt balls on the table in the lounge and she knows I cannot resist those. She got pissed at me when I signed up for jazzercise but if I’m not careful, she will possess me again. She is horrible. She wants us all to be fat and she will not stop until she succeeds. I googled an exorcism ritual you may want to try: Stand really close to someone who you know has a weakness for sweets, grab their hands and force feed chocolate to them. The hard part is that you must be exercising the whole time you’re doing this. She just might take the bait and jump into that person. Try it. Good luck. (also try drinking Slim Fast-she fucking hates that shit.)

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