Comments on: The good, the bad, and the ugly. Gifts for 2007! http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/ I'm sort of a big deal Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:51:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Crissyspage Best Gift Pics 2008! | Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-5960 Crissyspage Best Gift Pics 2008! | Crissy Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:41:27 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/#comment-5960 [...] You do? [...] [...] You do? [...]

]]> By: A Vibrating Condom. A Vibrating Condom? | Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-5152 A Vibrating Condom. A Vibrating Condom? | Crissy Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:06:29 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/#comment-5152 [...] are last year’s picks for those of you who aren’t Mister, Rachel, Lynne, or Crissy’s sister-in-law, Cya, who [...] [...] are last year’s picks for those of you who aren’t Mister, Rachel, Lynne, or Crissy’s sister-in-law, Cya, who [...]

]]> By: Rudolf the deer pooper http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-63 Rudolf the deer pooper Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:47:51 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/#comment-63 This is to all you cacacazzo(s) out there. you don't know what a living hell my life was before that nice man in office 104 took me in and rescued me from that miserable santa. i worked my ass off 364 days a year just to prepare for this miserable Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house The whole damn family was drunk as a louse. Grandpa and grandma were singing a song And the kid was in bed flogging his dong. Ma home from the cat-house and I out of jail Had just settled down for a good piece of tail. When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, I jumped off ma to see what was the matter. Away to the window I mad a mad dash, Threw open the window and fell on my ass. And what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and a dozen reindeer. With a little old driver holding his prick, I knew in a moment that bastard was nick. Slower than snails his chargers they came. He bitched and he swore as he called them by name. ‘Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls Quick now, damn it or I’ll cut off your balls. Then up on the roof he stumbled and fell And came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. He staggered and wobbled and puked all over me Tripped on his cock and fell into the tree Then he climbed back up the chimney, The fat piece of dung. He mooned me two times. He stuck out his tongue! Breaking wind with glee as he drove out of sight I heard him exclaim (I don’t think he ment me) ‘Piss on you all …….. its been a hell of a night’. This is to all you cacacazzo(s) out there.
you don’t know what a living hell my life was before that nice man in office 104 took me in and rescued me from that miserable santa. i worked my ass off 364 days a year just to prepare for this miserable
Night Before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
The whole damn family was drunk as a louse.

Grandpa and grandma were singing a song
And the kid was in bed flogging his dong.

Ma home from the cat-house and I out of jail
Had just settled down for a good piece of tail.
When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,

I jumped off ma to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I mad a mad dash,
Threw open the window and fell on my ass.

And what to my bloodshot eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and a dozen reindeer.

With a little old driver holding his prick,
I knew in a moment that bastard was nick.

Slower than snails his chargers they came.

He bitched and he swore as he called them by name.

‘Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls
Quick now, damn it or I’ll cut off your balls.

Then up on the roof he stumbled and fell
And came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.

He staggered and wobbled and puked all over me
Tripped on his cock and fell into the tree

Then he climbed back up the chimney,
The fat piece of dung.
He mooned me two times.
He stuck out his tongue!

Breaking wind with glee as he drove out of sight
I heard him exclaim (I don’t think he ment me)
‘Piss on you all …….. its been a hell of a night’.

]]> By: nick http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-61 nick Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:41:25 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/#comment-61 I have actually seen the elusive pooping reindeer on the RIC campus. He lives in office #104. I actually saw the person (hmmm to protect him lets just call him Jerry)in that office eating jelly bean bung one day. I have actually seen the elusive pooping reindeer on the RIC campus. He lives in office #104. I actually saw the person (hmmm to protect him lets just call him Jerry)in that office eating jelly bean bung one day.

]]> By: Hubby Dearest http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-52 Hubby Dearest Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:53:45 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/#comment-52 what's wrong with a bra? it's better than herpes. what’s wrong with a bra? it’s better than herpes.

]]> By: Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-51 Crissy Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:50:58 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/#comment-51 YES!!! Go sista. YES!!!

Go sista.

]]> By: cya http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-50 cya Mon, 10 Dec 2007 16:30:10 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/#comment-50 two words... bra giver! two words… bra giver!

]]> By: hubby dearest http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-37 hubby dearest Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:46:31 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/#comment-37 i am not challenged, bitch, and you will no longer insinuate that i am if you ever want to see your niece again. i am not challenged, bitch, and you will no longer insinuate that i am if you ever want to see your niece again.

]]> By: Rachel http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-31 Rachel Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:46:29 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/#comment-31 Hey Cya! I always knew it as the "Grundle"..... Hey Cya! I always knew it as the “Grundle”…..

]]> By: cya http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-30 cya Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:43:23 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/02/gifts-that-say-i-think-you-suck/#comment-30 Rachel, a taint is the area from a mans balls to ass-hole ...oops can i say that? so Kristen why did you bring your camera to wallmart? is your "hubby dearest" that challenged that you had to submit pictures of your christmas wish list this year? Rachel, a taint is the area from a mans balls to ass-hole …oops can i say that?
so Kristen why did you bring your camera to wallmart? is your “hubby dearest” that challenged that you had to submit pictures of your christmas wish list this year?

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