Am I PMS ing or does anyone else find Rachel Ray psychotically perky?
The woman is too freaking happy all the fuckingtime. I understand that it’s her job and all to seem friendly, but come on. You know that sometimes she just had a really crappy day and would much rather come out on stage and tell everyone to just microwave some damn popcorn for dinner for all she cares. But she doesn’t, and I really don’t think it’s all the free Dunkin’ Donuts coffee or her Yum-O Sammies made with EVOO that are helping her muddle on through.
I think it’s something else.
I say there’s a recipe she’s not giving us.
I say she’s got the good stuff and she’s not sharing.
I think she’s cooking up a little crystal meth in the basement.
- Yum-O! Ciggies!
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- Sharing is caring
- Important Tip: Have a Fucking Clue
- Green Acres