Remember how we wanted to bring back “Ask Girlfriend?” She’s baaack with all the answers to your most burning questions. She’s also dressed as Wonder Woman.
You are welcome.
askgf 10/22/14 from ken and crissy gilbert on Vimeo.
Except I’m considering getting paid to do it for art students.
Monica the Ninjarapist thinks it could be very good for me in terms of making a mind/body connection, so we got the go-ahead there from the head lady.
I figure I look decent naked and although they take any shape/size/or age and nobody is there to judge, I think I’d [...] Continue Reading…
My house smells like pee.
We live in Urine Central:all of the time.
No matter how fastidious I am about cleaning and washing things on the regs, It still smells really similar to a nursing home kind of thing where they try to cover up the odor of decay and incontinence with Lysol or Pine-Sol or some shit like that. In [...] Continue Reading…
Monica the ninjaerapist thinks I drink too much.
Most people I know drink at least one bottle of wine per night or more.
This is my culture, these are my people.
And we all get our freelancing done and kid’s homework/permission slips/various school bullshit/healthy breakfasts/lunches and dinner/baths/ridiculous curly long hair brushing requiring multiple products and various types of hairbrushes and techniques/tooth brushing/reading [...] Continue Reading…
I realize bathing suit season is pretty much over, but I cannot let this one go for too much longer as some pools and beaches are still open. For some of you, they never close (I HATE, HATE, HATE YOU!).
For those of you who are also facing the frozen tundra of decay and SADness, there’s nothing worse than seeing [...] Continue Reading…