So here we are folks. 20 days have passed and I am feeling like a motivational failure. FAILURE. Which definitely explains why I had chocolate cake for dinner.
No. I did it because chocolate cake is delicious and we’re all going to die anyway. Look for my new book, “The Absurdist Diet”, hitting bookstores never because THC.
So devoted fans, followers, lovers former and current, I pose to you this: What shall we post on Crissy’s blog during these lean times? Photos of adorable Asian babies? La musica de Tito Puente? Weird German fetish videos?
Please leave your love and suggestions in the comments so we can lure the lady dragon back to her word hoard.
These are all the things that sucked this week:
Suckage item #1:
Right here is what I call a pile of bullshit.
This is Homeslice’s homework which is actually designed to torture ME. Not only did I have to cut this shit out into tiny squares that are impossible to control, but I had to sort it because it was arranged randomly. […] Continue Reading…
T.Swift has decided to take herself off of Spotify because she’s worth SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. She just can’t even anymore, you guys.
Some of you don’t give a rat’s ass, some are relieved and some are like us: fuckin’ bummed out.
Yes, that’s right.
I’m a 40 year old Taylor Swifter and her songs have inspired many a dance party […] Continue Reading…
I just read The Art of Racing in the Rain. Do not ask me who wrote it because I don’t have time to care. I liked it though, so kudos to some guy or whoever.
The point is that this is the very first book that I have read since Homeslice was nursing, and I had lots of time to […] Continue Reading…
And here they are: answers to your most burning life questions from our very own Homeslice!
No video though because Homeslice has the shyness and that’s ok because she’s only a fiver. Girlfriend has stage experience now since she’s been in theater class for two years, so she’s just waiting for an agent to call her at this point. Any […] Continue Reading…